One day an arab propose a visa at American Embassy, below are the conversation:
“Consul” : What is your name?
“Arab” : “Abdul Aziz”
“Consul” : Sex?
“Arab” : Six to ten times a week
“Consul” : I mean, male or female?
“Arab” : both male and female and sometimes even camels
“Consul” : Holy cow!
“Arab” : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
“Consul” : Man,……..isn’t it hostile?
“Arab” :Horse style, dog style, any style
“Consul” : Oh……….dear!
“Arab” : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!
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