Dua orang ibu rumah tangga sedang asik membicarakan tentang KEHEBATAN suami mereka di atas ranjang:
Ibu 1: “Suamiku hebat banget lho jeng,dia itu bisa main di atas ranjang selama 3 JAM…wah..,sampe capek aku!”
Ibu 2: “Aahh… itu sich belum seberapa jeng, biarpun suamiku buta tapi dia bisa main selama 5 MALAM 5 MENIT lho! “
Ibu 1: “ah,Yang bener bu?”
Ibu 2: “Iya,benerrr…dia nyari lobangnya 5 malam, tapi mainnya cuma 5 Menit …”
Ibu 1: “hah…!!!!!”
Facebook status updates are a funny old game. Of course it's imperative that you let all of your friends know exactly how your hangover's progressing or what you're planning to have for dinner. But if you are bored with your same old Facebook statuses, here is a way to get inspired and maybe even make someone laugh.
Everyone loves a good joke. However, there's more to humor than punch lines. If you're able to find the humor in any situation or the humorous side of your own faults, you can make people laugh. So toss the joke book, develop other areas of your humor and leave 'em rolling in the aisles.
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