Monday 9 March 2009

Petualangan si Kecebong


Suatu hari seekor kecebong berenang jauh, padahal ia sudah dipesan sama emak kodok agar tidak pergi jauh dari sarang. rupanya si kecebong ini tanpa sengaja masuk ke "anunya" perempuan yang waktu itu sedang mandi di sungai yang kebetulan perempuan itu adalah pengantin baru (uhuii).

setelah menghilang satu malam pada keesokan harinya si kecebong pun kembali ke sarang dan menceritakan pengalamannya.

"begini mak kemarin ebong kan main agak jauhan pas waktu mau pulang eh ebong ngelihat ada gua, terus ebong masuk, eh ebong ketiduran mak ... nah setelah lama waktu ebong bangun mau keluar eh di pintunya ada ular mak, kepalanya keluar masuk .. ebong kekanan dia ikut kekanan, ebong ke kiri dia ikut ke kiri, ebong mundur dia mundur, ebong maju dia maju ... pokoknya terus begitu ... nah ebong kan marah mak ... terus ebong tantangin dia hai ular kalau berani ayo maju sini .... eh mak .. ebong malah diludahin berkali-kali sampai pada lengket badan ebong" cerita si ebong.



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