There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because he was dressed in really colorful clothing.
He had all this colorful make-up on, and his hair was spiked up with red,green,& yellow with feathers.
The punk was getting sick of being stared at so he said to the old man, "Hey, old man, what are you lookin'at,eh? Didn't you do anything strange when you were a teenager?"
"Well, yeah," the old man answered. "Once I got so drunk that I screwed a parrot, so I can't help but think that maybe you're my son.
Facebook status updates are a funny old game. Of course it's imperative that you let all of your friends know exactly how your hangover's progressing or what you're planning to have for dinner. But if you are bored with your same old Facebook statuses, here is a way to get inspired and maybe even make someone laugh.
Everyone loves a good joke. However, there's more to humor than punch lines. If you're able to find the humor in any situation or the humorous side of your own faults, you can make people laugh. So toss the joke book, develop other areas of your humor and leave 'em rolling in the aisles.
Check out myxer.com. If you're looking for free and funny ringtones. They have someone for either for a real cheap price, like a dollar or free. Click in the comedy category, there are some free ones you can download. Not a large variety, but some funny ones to download to your phone.
