Monday 9 March 2009

benda apa yang bisa diemut-emut?


Terjadi sebuah percakapan di sebuah sekolah TK

bu guru : anak-anak benda apa yang bisa diemut-emut?

anak-anak: permen buuuu... coklat buuu es krimm buuuu... kue buuuu

badu : sarung buuu.. sarung

bu guru : (kaget ... sarung? kemudian ia mendekati ke meja badu) apa badu, sarung?

badu : iya bu sarung...

bu guru : badu sarung nggak bisa diemut-emut ... kamu kata siapa?

badu : kata mama saya bu guru ... tadi malam kan badu pengen pipis terus waktu ke belakang pas lewat depan pintu kamar mama, badu denger suara mama ngomong sama papa ... "pa.. papa sarung nya copot dong ... mama pengen emut-emut nih"

bu guru : ha?


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